Mr.Pinky’s Diary
3/9/08
Dear Diary,
O MY JONAS BROTHERS! i just got a new diary! My therapist told me to keep a diary to see all the “girly” stuff i do. GOLLY! cant a man get a ‘man’icure. Anyway i went to the salon to get a perm and to my surprise i had NO money to pay for it or my vanilla lavender shampoo. I needed to get a job. So i asked my friend Richard were i could work and no one would make fun of me and he said the bank! So I went to the bank and some gorilla came in with a ski mask and i guess a water gun or something. And he wanted all the money, and i told him he had to share the money with everyone! then for some reason i scared him and he left?!? Was it my bad purple nails, or maybe my lipstick?!? Well anyway i looked around and all the money was GREEN so i wanted to paint it pink and purple, so i did so i could make it a sunshine happy go-go day, and THEY FIRED ME!!! now i am in my room writing in my pink feather pen crying! Asta la byebye diary, im in debt and need a job!
~Mr. Pinky
3/10/08
Dear Diary,
I decided to name this diary something a little more original, so i will combine the “ria” part in Maria(a pretty name) and the “dia” in diary to get diaria! So now on it will be diaria! any way guess what?!? i won the danimals contest to hang out with HANNAH MONNTANNA! omg! I invited my poodle budies and My best friend, my good friend to come! and we got free music and wrote a song! its called “Best of both worlds remix” the remix is instead of beinf Hannah montana and miley, it is being a boy and a girl! Also next week i start my community college designer classes! oh yeah!
~Mr. Pinky
3/11/08
Dear Diaria,
My therapist told me to take my less girliness little by little, first he said to not use pink ink, so im writing in rainbow so the right color must be in there somewhere! Also my therapist told me to do a sport, so i did yoga! Anyway i was a little surprised there were only girls there. They let me listen to N*SYNC on my tape player while doing yoga and i won a medal for the best 360 tofu squat! When i came home tonight my wife, Chloe, wanted me to man up! i cried so hard that my make up rubbed off! SHE MARRIED ME FOR MY SENSITIVITY! well i lyk totlally g2g! Asta la pasta!
~Mr. Pinky
3/22/08
Dear Diaria,
“I havent written in my diary forever! Heres why, i was watching “Definately Maybe” at the movie theater(there were alot of girls there, but no chickens, and it was a chick flick!) anyway i was writing a review of the movie in my diary when some big mean boys came in and started laughing at the movie and took my diary AND ATE IT! Now i have a new diary and it has powerpuff girls on it! Also i made some new friends! I was at the smoothie store when these two boys, Kisses the love puppy, and Aang the polar bear came up to me and then we all started talking about designer purses! They were feminine like me! IT WAS GREAT! Then Aang invited me to a sleepover party at his house with kisses and some other pet who is not as great as me is coming! wait until my therapist hears this! i am so proud
~Mr. Pinky
limekinz said,
March 9, 2008 @ 7:56 pm
lol i love Mr.Pinky hes awsome
cheekymonkie444 said,
March 10, 2008 @ 10:57 pm
when are you going to make the next chapter?
cheekymonkie444 said,
March 10, 2008 @ 10:58 pm
i mean diary entry?
mebkins said,
March 10, 2008 @ 11:04 pm
Koolwebkinz will make it as soon as she has time.
bayray said,
March 11, 2008 @ 1:00 am
So Funny!
limekinz said,
March 11, 2008 @ 11:30 am
congrats mr.pinky!
lunaswebkinz said,
March 11, 2008 @ 8:27 pm
Mr.Pinky is so cool!! He’s a boy? OMG!
WebkinzCow said,
March 11, 2008 @ 8:33 pm
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lunaswebkinz said,
March 12, 2008 @ 12:21 am
Wow. Yoga and rainbows? Lolz.
koolwebkinz said,
March 12, 2008 @ 12:22 am
so manly! lol
lunaswebkinz said,
March 12, 2008 @ 12:23 am
This is weird…. but awesome! Like Stroodles!
cheekymonkie444 said,
March 12, 2008 @ 12:44 am
this is awesome! im definitely coming here everyday!
lunaswebkinz said,
March 12, 2008 @ 12:45 am
I know, it’s awesome isen’t it!!?? It’s a he-she!
limekinz said,
March 12, 2008 @ 11:48 am
poor Mr.Pinky i hope you do well in yoga
cheekymonkie444 said,
March 14, 2008 @ 1:07 am
mr pinky why havent you made a diary entry today? its ok though. i understand your busy lifestyle.
koolwebkinz said,
March 15, 2008 @ 1:33 am
sorry i cant make one every day! ill try to update it often though!
lunaswebkinz said,
March 17, 2008 @ 11:53 am
Hi, Kooly!
lunaswebkinz said,
March 22, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
This hasen’t been updated for weeks!
koolwebkinz said,
March 22, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
sorry, ill update it right now!!!
lunaswebkinz said,
March 22, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
bellefire1 said,
March 26, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
I love those diary entrys there awsome
lunaswebkinz said,
March 30, 2008 @ 1:17 am
Me, not logged on. Mr.Pinky’s body changes alot. Lol